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Cowgirl Joke of the Day! |
A Lesson In Math
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A professor of mathematics send an email to his Cowgirl wife. It read:
'To my Cowgirl wife,
You must realize that you are 54 years old and
I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.
I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you
will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive
this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old
teaching assistant.
I'll be home before midnight- Your Husband'
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him.
It read:
'Dear Husband,
You too are 54 years old, and by the time you receive this,
I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy.
Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily
appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than
54 goes into 18. Don't wait up.'
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Cowgirl Recipe of the Day! |
Apple Slaw
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Ingredients:
3 green apples
3 stalks celery, diced
3 green onions, diced
1 small pkg shredded carrots and cabbage
Dressing:
1/4 cup sugar
3/4 cup sour cream
2 tablespoon dry ranch salad dressing mix
3 tablespoons apple cider vinegar
salt to taste
Instructions:
Blend dressing ingredients. Add vegetable and fruits.
Mix and refrigerate. Serve within 4 hours.
Serves 8
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