Ask Miss Jinx!
Questions from our friends...
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The question
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How old are you, Miss Jinx?
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Miss Jinx says...
NEXT QUESTION PLEASE?
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The question
from 'Cowboy John'
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Dear Miss Jinx, My Cowgirl is really great, but I just can't see bein' married. 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?'
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Miss Jinx says...
For all those cowboys who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.' Here's an update for YOU. Nowadays, 80% of Cowgirls are against marriage. WHY? Because Cowgirls realize it's not worth buyin' an entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
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